two
After running for a while, I turned around and exclaimed, "Oh my! Is that really a pig? How can it run so fast? It is actually chasing me relentlessly! What on earth does it want?"
I took a deep breath and ran wildly into the woods behind me without looking back
I took off the spinning wheel and hung it around my neck, chewing bubble gum while casually strolling with my hands in my pockets
Just when I was on the verge of despair, a series of crisp hoofbeats suddenly echoed from afar
I glared fiercely at the top of the wall, gritted my teeth, and walked over to pat the wall
I cautiously tapped twice on the penguin's silly head ... um ... no response
The camel appeared quite displeased after I suddenly bumped into it. It lowered its head, widened its eyes, and glared at me, breathing heavily through its nostrils.
I looked with a mournful expression, trembling with fear, at the two furious individuals standing beside me
"Dangerous"? What does this mean? Is it an English name? Which fool would give such a long English name? It's not memorable at all
I clapped my hands, laughing like the wolf grandmother, and walked towards the little black pig
I didn't expect the dilapidated walls of this broken school to be quite difficult to deal with! Bah! Come again! I spat twice into my palm and swung the rope, making a loud "whoosh" sound!
Puh-lah-lah-lah-lah
Oh no... that's not right... there's a murderous intent! I suddenly turned my head to take a look!
I heard from the old man that Fenglin used to be the strongest dream high school for drama in the country, but ever since something happened seven years ago, it has started to decline significantly. However, it seems to be doing quite well now!
Hehehe... The more I thought about it, the more my hands itched, and in the end, I couldn't help but rub my hands together as I walked over... However, I wonder if penguins bite people...
Brother, I will let you have this one for now, but next time I will not show you any mercy
Huff huff
Hmph! I will let you show off your power just this once
Knock knock! Knock knock!
Wow! This is bad! That little black pig just brought a big black pig that is dozens of times larger than it to seek revenge on me, the great hero!
I am hey
I looked at everything before me, astonished to the point that my eyes and mouth both formed the shape of an 'O'
Oh? Someone actually got ahead of me! How infuriating! ... However ... I stared in confusion at the large red characters written on the penguin's snow-white belly
The school gate was firmly closed. Gazing through the gate as the van disappeared into the dust, I slowly retracted the pained expression from my face
What sound? I turned my head in surprise to take a look
Between the "African savanna" and the "amusement park," there is a straight cement road leading directly to a large white house. Many people are leaning out of the open windows of the house, pointing downstairs and laughing joyfully
Huh? What is happening? Just as I took two steps forward, a strange cry suddenly came from behind me! Could it be that the little black pig has come back to find me again?
Help! Help! Help!
Ahahaha! Brother Pig, I am so sorry, so sorry! This is a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!" I hurriedly scratched my head and explained to the big black pig
I rubbed my dizzy head in frustration, and when I opened my eyes wide to look—wow! Am I really dazed from the impact? ... After the penguin and the black pig, I ...! ... I actually saw a camel again!
Dangerous! This area is the pet free-range zone of Fenglin High School
Huh? Wait a moment... What is this place? I came to a sudden stop, shielding my eyes with my hand to look over.
I proudly glance at the fellows on my left and right... um... who exactly are they? They are not reacting at all!
The majestic and grand bronze door that complements this young lady's heroic spirit
Chirp chirp
A moderately high black wall, suitable for climbing and parkour
However, since I have encountered it, this hero has long wanted to pinch its chubby belly, and today I must give it a try
I am hey
Oh? Is it afraid of me? Hehehe! How adorable! Ah! By the way, since this is our first meeting, let me give this cute little creature a small gift as a token of our introduction
Oh no, this guy is angry, I better escape quickly! As I backed away, I glanced around to find the best escape route. This enormous, fat pig is blocking the entire path I came from! There's no choice; it seems I have to escape into the forest on the opposite side!
The fire of the big black pig was rising fiercely, completely ignoring my apologetic expression! It was panting heavily, revealing two gleaming white tusks, and slowly advancing towards me!
Oh my, is today Halloween? On this endless expanse of grass beneath my feet, there are all sorts of oddly dressed individuals! Some are dressed like Sailor Moon, some like One Piece characters, and there are even people in medieval European attire, riding tall horses and smiling leisurely at me
Go! Go! Go! Oh la la oh la la oh la la
I put the "mustard ham sausage" back into my backpack (I might still need it for pranks in the future), stood up, patted my backside, and prepared to leave
Bang
I contemplated, letting out a cold smile as I took a deep breath, my energy sinking to the dantian
The little black pig raised its eyes to look at me, snorting as it took two steps back
I looked to the right in terror, and there was a completely different scene! ... A Ferris wheel, a slide, hot air balloons ...! ... Everything that can be found in an amusement park is all here!
Wow! What is this ridiculous wall? This hero has been struggling here for ten minutes and still hasn't succeeded
The little black pig sniffed, hesitated and glanced at me, then lowered its head and nudged the sausage on the ground with its nose. Suddenly, it opened its mouth and bit down, swallowing it whole without even chewing!
I struck my head forcefully with my fists twice! Ouch! That hurts! ... It seems this is not an illusion ...! ... The people around me appear to be looking at me with curiosity; it seems this place is not suitable for me to stay long, I should leave quickly!
Is it possible that I am dreaming? Or have I just been driven crazy by the "Three Oddities of the Yi Family"?
The road ahead is no longer obscured by dense foliage, becoming clear and open.
Hoo hoo—hoo hoo—hoo hoo
The little black pig squealed as it burrowed into the woods behind.
Huffing and puffing! A pungent, spicy heat of mustard is roasting my little bottom with anger
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Could it be ...? Am I, Yilin Xi the First, to meet my untimely demise at the hands of a black pig and a camel? Woe is me! This is truly humiliating!
I rubbed my eyes in disbelief! Don't penguins live in Antarctica? ... Oh, no, that's not right, it seems to be the Arctic ...! ... Ugh, no matter where they live, it is simply too strange for it to be here!
The little black pig just "gurgled" and swallowed the sausage, and then mucus, saliva, and tears erupted like a fountain! Its pupils dilated, its eyes were red and swollen, and smoke was still coming out of its ears
Well, the texture is quite nice, and the bottom seems to be quite firm... it just feels a bit hard. Is penguin skin really this hard? It's almost like stone!
What on earth is this? How could it suddenly block my way at such a critical moment, causing a flurry of little birds to circle around my head
My goodness! I never expected Fenglin High School to be so large! I have been walking for more than half an hour and still haven't made it around in a circle!
Mom and Dad, you are too naive! Do you think that by using such despicable means to send me to this boarding school, this hero will obediently let you manipulate me? Hmph! You underestimate me too much!
I turned around and glanced at my surroundings. ... Ugh ...! ... Since I have already entered, I might as well take a look around this dilapidated school! After all, within seven days, either I will escape from Maple Forest, or Maple Forest will send me out. I am very confident about this! Wahahaha!
Hahaha! You've been fooled! You've been fooled! Silly little one! That sausage has been smeared with a lot of mustard by this hero! ... Hehe ... ... This time, this hero aims to teach you— "In the martial world, one must not be without a heart that is wary of others!"
Well... that... I can't be seeing things! Why do I feel like that thing looks... like a penguin!
Maple Forest High School! I, Linxi Yi, have arrived! Yoho!
Huff huff huff
Clang
I am heyーー
What does "pet free-range area" mean
Is it possible? The black pig and the camel are not enough, and now we actually have to add a mad white horse?
Huff! Huff!
Hmph...! At such a critical moment, it seems I have no choice but to bring out my ultimate weapon!
I curled my lips into a mischievous smile, forcefully kicked off the hoverboard beneath my feet, and rushed into the campus like a gust of wind
Along the road, there are red maple trees, with various sculptures built on both sides of the path, as well as pavilions and towers. Additionally, there are many flowers whose names I cannot recall. The entire scene resembles a royal garden
Alright! Let's get started! I pulled out an iron claw chain lock (simply put, it's a rope with a hook) from my treasure bag—my backpack—and threw it out towards the wall. Based on my experience, as long as it hooks onto the edge of the wall, I will be able to scale the walls like Spider-Man! Hahahahaha!
1...... 2 ...... 3 ! ... GO !
I thought to myself, smirking with a crooked smile, as I took a sausage out of my backpack and broke off a small piece to throw in front of the little black pig
Just as I was about to turn around and leave out of boredom, a chubby object suddenly appeared in front of me
Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff!
I took out my beloved "Fenghuolun"—the inline skates that have accompanied me for many years—from my backpack, then tied my hair into a high ponytail and secured it with a bright red scarf
Huff puff huff puff huff puff
I am here again
Seeing the penguin still and motionless, I gathered my courage and walked straight up to it. Upon closer inspection...! ... What the heck! It turns out this is a sculpture?! For no reason at all, why make it look so lifelike? Is it meant to fool people?! How ridiculous!
However...! Hmph! It is not so easy to catch up with this hero! Hoo-ha! Watch my leopard-like speed!
Tick-tock—a lump of foul-smelling saliva dripped in front of me, laden with discontent
There is also a middle-aged security guard, who, even if caught for being late, I can still force my way past him
Moreover, the scene I see here now is completely different from what I observed earlier at the school gate
Clatter clatter clatter clatter
Hmph—hiss! Hmph hiss! Hmph—hiss! Hmph hiss!
Hmph hmph hmph ... ... Hahaha
Just when I was at a loss, a strange cry suddenly came from behind me
I dissatisfiedly slapped the round belly of the penguin twice with force
Hmph! Under the coercion of the perverse grandfather, this great hero has trained for ten years in the "Invincible Lion's Roar," and it truly lives up to its name. Just by opening my mouth, I scared away a large flock of birds in the forest! Those two foolish fellows should now be so terrified by my unparalleled skills that they are foaming at the mouth and have fainted on the ground!
Suddenly, a flash of light gleamed at the corner of my eye! Hehe... Today marks the first visit of this hero to Maple Forest High School. It would be quite uncharacteristic of me not to leave a memento! After some thought, I mischievously took out a permanent marker from my backpack, preparing to leave my stylish signature on the belly of the penguin.
Oh yes! It is actually a little black pig! Oh ho ho ho! What a cute little fellow! Chubby and looks just like the small piggy bank my mom uses to save money for groceries! Oh my my my! Come here, come here! Sister loves you!